Straight Pan-sexual

Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality

I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual

by Eric Mendozo April 18, 2019

Irish straight edge

The same thing as straight edge, but
allow drinking, one does not have to
be Irish but it helps

'Ur not straight edge, u drink!'
'i'm Irish straight edge'

by Drunkshiri August 2, 2007

straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.

"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."

by fubarbarian October 17, 2016

Straight People Privilege (SPP)

The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.

Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).

by TrustworthySource2k16 June 4, 2016

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Straight Pies n Ham

When someone is talking absolute shit.

Couldnt be further from the truth.

Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"

Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"

Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"

Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"

by D-Train91 June 4, 2009

Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010