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Potato

was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.
shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent
by potato447 March 5, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.
"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"
by Davikins July 19, 2013
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato Gene

An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.
Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam
by MyDICKKKKKKKKKKK May 7, 2018
mugGet the Potato Genemug.

Potato

An item better then anyone that has walked on this planet. Even devlin derby likes potatoes
by DevlinDerbyIsBestName February 16, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

potatoism

Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)
Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead
by TheWok January 14, 2022
mugGet the potatoismmug.

Potato

The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god
Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!
by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

by BigJBoi March 26, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

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