douche bag

A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.

Riley Wilson is a douche bag

by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009

douche bag

Joey.

The word refers to everyone named Joey.

Joey is a douche bag

by forshizzlemcnizzle January 2, 2009

Douche Bag

A person who is rewarded for undesirable traits

That guy wearing the white rimmed sunglasses and hollister shirt who is womanizing is a douche bag.

by Jordan Wayne Norman October 20, 2008

douche friend

a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)

my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.

by ikemama October 21, 2010

Douche Box

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box

*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.

by tableraper May 16, 2009

douche fag

also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.

Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.

Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.

That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.

by Tyler Fox January 16, 2008

douche bag

1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.

Look at this douche bag!

by pr0owner December 23, 2008