poop-meiser

a poop-meiser is some who has a lot of goods (drugs,software,drugs)but refuses to share them with people who do not.

"dude give me some crack"
"no way man this is my goods"
"your such a poop-meiser"
"everyone Ryan is a poop-meiser"
"oh fine dude if your gonna be a douch you can have the crack"

by DAnIeL-Kruse January 17, 2008

poop print

The result after kicking the victim so forcefully up one's anal cavity that after being withdrawn the foot would be covered in fecal matter... Imediately after which you kick the victim in the face leaving a undesirable "poop print".

Shut your mouth or I'll give you a poop print; or I got in a fight with my sister and she poop printed me.

by Hector789456 October 2, 2007

poop in a boot

Poop thats in a boot

Similar to poopsocks

While playing WoW, Jerry ran out of poopsocks, so he resorted to poop in a boot

by Bob John2 June 17, 2008

sticky poop

The type of poop that isn't able to be removed from your rear easily. It lasts forever and takes an extensive amout of toilet paper to remove. Thus deeming it sticky in nature. It "sticks" around.

I used all the toilet paper on account of my sticky poop

by Eithwaz April 22, 2014

Balloon pooping

The art of shitting in a balloon and bursting it over a children's bake sale

''School's finished, lets do some Balloon pooping''

by liiiio1111 July 3, 2014

poop toot

Basically a fart

noun.
a flatus expelled through the anus.

verb.

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.

"Susan just let out a massive poop toot"

"Please excuse my poop toots!"

by dreamymeme December 17, 2016

Hirsh Poop

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

I went to a hotel room and my buddy took a Hirsh Poop and we had to evacuate the hotel.

by no range no game April 10, 2018