gaping throbbing vagina

when jack says valumptious too much his vagina stats to throb and gape

hey itsjackzar, you must have a GAPING THROBBING VAGINA I can smell that from a mile away

by jmag13 April 16, 2020

Sequoia Monkey Vagina

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

by Anpherny September 3, 2006

deep f. vagina

1. something that is said but RARELY blurted out anywhere

2. just a plain burnt out vagina

3. when the hymen off the female is burnt out and leaves extra skin for it to be chopped off for deep fried vagina soup

4. Mario

1. Hardale: Mario, you are such a deep f. vagina



Mario: shut the3 fuck up hardale, you are being so hardale-ish today!


Hardale: is that even a fucking word? ima put that in the urban dictionary when i go to johns house today


Mario: i call first on computer, faggot, i need to look up supermenmodels.com


Hardale:........i have no comment for you, Mario.



Mario: *smiles like a fat faggot*


2. *Girl passes by*

Brian: You smell that, Mario?



Mario:...yeah..somethings burning...


*Girl turns around*


Girl: ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!



Hardale: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

by Deep Fried Vagina January 20, 2009

Vagina gate

The fat from a fat girl's inner thigh which conceals the vagina

I went to cunt punt that bitch but I got blocked by her vagina gate

by choochcooch February 22, 2015

Roast Beef Vagina

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.

Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.

by ipherca August 11, 2008

sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated

Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Vagina Monalog

sometimes conversation can be good, depending on how nice the vagina. you can realy get a good convo in if your feeling nice tight and wet.

My vagina is feeling wonderful, i know ill be having a good vagina monalog tonight!

by Blink1.80 July 23, 2011