Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022
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Get the turd mug.An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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by Faaarkenell September 16, 2025
Get the Chuck the Turd mug.When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
Get the Soft as a pensioner's turd mug.When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
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That guy is a real turd bitch. He never picks up after himself, talks way too much, and thinks he knows everything.
by Cowboy77 January 8, 2024
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