You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
by Actual Ltd. July 03, 2024
by haramb3 November 24, 2016
The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .
Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!
by X!ON July 26, 2024
Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.
Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”
by Ole Ric November 02, 2018
by Puffyjohnson November 06, 2019
Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.
by bret maverick October 18, 2018
The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021