European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.

Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.

by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020

train video

1. A video in which there is a woman with mutiple men taking turns on her during intercourse.

2. A video of an actual train vehicle.

She found out her boyfriend was cheating on her so she sent him a train video.

by anonymous July 23, 2023

LynchLooch Train

When two men of Italian descent silently pass a girl onto one another, getting a nonstop supply of nudes form said girl while she has no idea. However, the girl says to both men that she is only talking to one of them, revealing to the men that she is indeed a thot fuckin' with multiple dudes at once. The Italian men then add her to a FaceTime call with them in it and expose her, leading her to falsely accuse both of them of rape. During the court case, they're proven not guilty and she looks like a dumbass to all her friends and family.

"What happened at court, bro?" The frat bro asked. "Well, my buddy and I were running the LynchLooch train on this girl and she had no idea, so we won. We exposed her for being a thot."

by AwesomeRacockus15 January 4, 2022

Louisiana Steam Train

When you hit a vape and blow it into your partners ass and they fart out an o and you ghost and zero it

Dude i Louisiana Steam Train principle brown yesterday

by Mad PP game November 27, 2024

Coolidge-level training

An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.

I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!

by QuacksO December 6, 2017

train check

When woman approaches a man she does not know and grabs his genitals outside of his pants, as if assessing size.

I was over at Derek's house yesterday and his mom Sheryl totally train checked me!

by Don Rather September 29, 2022