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Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!
Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
by VonC September 18, 2021
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ten fingers ten toes

A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”
Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave
by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 4, 2023
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Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024
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Toe Fart

When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
Oh honey wtf was that you just did a toe fart as I was massaging it.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
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Tippy-Toes

I went on my tippy-toes
by me is the me February 5, 2021
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Toes up in the sand

Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.
Dude, I was toes up in the sand in the Philipines most of the summer.
by Toes Up April 28, 2021
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Dirty Toes

A man that had sex outdoors, that's why the front of his shoes are dirty. You can tell he isnt a homeless bum,and he wasn't alone because his shirt is clean.
dirty toes knows dirty hos
by byeb August 20, 2021
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