Hot handshake

When your butt is cupped my another persons hand, and you expel gas (fart) into their palm.

Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.

by WertherButt November 27, 2022

Hot Sandbag

When a person with a scrotum dips their sack into a hot and/or spicy liquid (for example: chili, queso, spicy salsa, clam chowder, coffee, hot chocolate, egg drop soup, sriracha, drawn butter, candle wax, fondue, caramel, spaghettios, bbq sauce, turkey gravy, etc.) and then coats their newly warmed and wetted sack with sand. This “hot sandbag” can then be used to bring hot and spicy flair to various sex acts.

The other night my girlfriend told me she wanted to “heat things up” since our normal tea bag routine had gotten stale. So we went out to the beach with a thermos filled with hot New England clam chowder, and I gave her a righteous Hot Sandbag to play with! It saved our relationship.

by Captain Ron Geyser October 21, 2023

Hot Potato

When you pass around the bong quickly so the weed stays lit. This eliminates the need to keep relighting the bowl, as well as preventing anyone in the rotation from hogging it. Playing hot potato leads to a fast pace and intense smoke sesh which will get everyone very high, especially if you try to finish the bowl in record time.

*After packing the bowl*
Guy 1: "Aye bro, you tryna play some hot potato with this one?"

Guy 2, already stoned: "Yes."

by peepeepoopooman February 8, 2020

Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face

Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl

by Joeef February 7, 2022

Hot Jew

Microwaving a bagel the having sex with it.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew

by The Dissapointer November 24, 2019

Hot Press

Definition: The Hot Press or a hot press is when a man rolls his erect penis along the neck of his partner.

Origin: Modern English. Sunday morning after night of ghost hunting, wife advised her neck was sore, when husband replied, would you like a hot press?

Honey, my neck hurts, will you give me the hot press, please?

by Heat Seeker October 21, 2018

hot pan

I wake up to sizzling sounds from the kitchen. I walk up and there you are preparing something in a pan. I pussyfoot towards your back, cannot keep my hands from doing what they do: i offer salt, pepper and further instructions on how to proceed with the food. You look at me like what the fuck and i find it so funny i start dancing like mc Hammer. You say that i am an autistic child caged in an old hags body. That makes me laugh even more and i start breakdancing now.

You are holding the super hot pan with both hands now. I take my chance.

by Krkič June 2, 2019