Happy Pablo

When having sex, you pull out and cum in a neat line ready for her to snort and ingest your steaming hot jizz in a Pablo Escobar fashion.

"Quick, clear your passage, time for Happy Pablo!!"

by pseudonymphomania March 11, 2015

open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma April 5, 2015

Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.

Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!

by Katarax April 21, 2015

Happiness

Riding out of school on your llamacorn into the beautiful sunset.

Bye peasants I'm outta here, that's happiness.

by Th3LlamaQu33n16 June 5, 2015

Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

happy clouds

The smoke from your weed or vape.

I'm smokin up happy clouds guys.

by Perseus Rose September 14, 2015

Happiness

Happiness? The feeling when life is just doing you well and you feel blessed. Nothing can ruin your mood and you're always smiling.

Wow look at Leila she's glowing with pure happiness.

by leggofam October 12, 2015