Dick Cheese

Ejaculant that is frozen into a cheese substance

I came home from school and saw my brother making dick cheese.

by Dickcheesemghee November 3, 2015

Cheese Beard

An extension of the cheese stache. A beard which consists of scattered, patchy hair growth, typically seen on people of Hispanic heritage.

Man did you see Alex's cheese beard? Somebody get him a razor!

by halfpint86 October 16, 2010

the cheese omelet

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

say cheese

Phrase uttered before taking a picture so it looks like everyone is smiling even though someone would rather either frown, snarl, sneer, or make an otherworldy strange or unpleasant face.

A conspiracy to get unhappy or enraged people to smile in pictures.

A conspiracy to get more people to eat cheese and wine after taking pictures.

Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *snarl* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Three odd hours later:
Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *frown* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Brian: Say cheese!
Cristy, Ben, Mike: Cheese!
Ben: That's strange; I have a strange craving to scarf down some Gorgonzola with some Bordeaux!
Mike: Same here! I'm gonna gorge myself on Wensleydale 'n Chardonnay!
Cristy: Let's buy all the cheese and wine we can, guys!

by someone took my name =| May 1, 2006

Cheese mustache

The act of slapping your un-circumcised dick against your partners upper lip and leaving a trail of "smegma" behind, to create a "cheese mustache".

Bill bring your un-circ over here and give me a cheese mustache

by Stacheman69 November 27, 2010

Dick Cheese

"Dick Smith" Brand Cheese

"I am going to the store to look for some Dick Cheese"

by E.T, LCM, VB, etc December 3, 2002

Moon Cheese

The term used when one is extremely stoned and has immense munchies.

Bob: "Hey man, let's get stoned.
Dave: "Okay, but I get really bad munchies..."
Bob: "Oh you mean moon cheese."

by collaredpony21 October 8, 2013