The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.
by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019
What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.
Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
by temnorepice July 19, 2015
Refers to an old stripper who likes it rough and without lube (rusty) (munchkin) old but she ain't afraid to do no positions eigther cuz she's super flexible and longable
Person 1:Me and Trevor are going down to the whore house to try and get a rusty munchkin
Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty
Person 1:I like um old and maluable
Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty
Person 1:I like um old and maluable
by Drip drip wet wet October 15, 2018
by $$69$$ November 23, 2015
Red ring on wrist left after fisting a chick on her period.
Brown rusty rings are left from an anal fisting.
Brown rusty rings are left from an anal fisting.
by Meso H. March 07, 2012
by Norfolk n Chance December 09, 2016
When you do anal then get poop on the penis then do vaganal sex and get poop on the vagina and it crusts up.
by BigBoyBobby69 May 18, 2018