by 6942098 March 27, 2023
When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.
by RatchetBrant February 01, 2022
Legit the most hottest guy ever, basically fueling my Michael Afton addiction as an anonymous female I can say that I do fear pregnancy, but I'd definitely smash SFM Michael Afton
Like, how could y'all not like Zamn😍😩
Like, how could y'all not like Zamn😍😩
by Toxicthewolf March 20, 2022
by Dizza March 15, 2006
(Verb) To eat an inhuman amount of nourishment and then justify the act by exercising as much as an animal, such as a fish.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.
Man's Friend: Holy... Wow. How can you eat 17 extra large pizzas and 8 boxes of breadsticks?
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.
by Edw Ard October 21, 2009
the best fucking think that will ever happen to you. super caring guy. who always tries his hardest to make you feel like your on top of the world. although he is very lonely he makes others feel important. and will be friends with anyone. all he ever wants is a girl to treat him right, wont lie or cheat. but goes for the wrong girls.. treats girls with the most respect but not afriad to have fun.. makes big mistakes very often, but learns from them. and regrets many things.
he is a brayden michael blackmon
by billy bob dumbass September 26, 2010