hat basket

A community pussy that can be fucked by every cock , human or non-human.

Dad's excited to fill the hat basket tomorrow at church.

by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021

Forward Digger Hat

An overweight Homosexual from Two Harbors, MN.

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.

by DDDuluth November 17, 2011

Hat

An amazing girl, pretty body, skinny but with good boobs.

omg Hat boobs are really soft.

by Mmooommyy November 24, 2021

national hat day

January 14th 2022

it is national hat day

by Mrs tolbert January 14, 2022

Go to the hat parlor

Going to the store to buy condoms

After last week i need to go to the hat parlor

by con4man October 22, 2009

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A syndrome where you get your head turned into a hat and forced to apply by laws from Zendaya

Oh no they have Anita's - big hat syndrome!

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016