Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

cuts me

Annoys. Gets under your skin. Aggravates. You understand.

Oh no, here comes that guy again. You wait on him because he cuts me.

by Ger3459 June 11, 2018

Kitty cut

A cut on the vagina

Sarah: “ouch,my kitty cut hurts!”

Mary:" well that's unfortunate."

by KasaneTeto October 7, 2023

Cuss Cut

When someone cuts their cuss word off mid word.

Sometimes funny in voice, never funny in text.

VOICE 1
SHOW: (hung body) What the fu-
Person: That was quite humorous. 10/10 cuss cut.
VOICE 2
Person 1: Hey man, look. Me when I see TF2 soldier running towards me; boi wat da fu-
Person 2: Never talk again.
TEXT
happy102: me when i see the skibidi toilet; what the fu-!?
operivy8789: no one thinks you're funny

by subway572572 October 8, 2023

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023

Wolf cut zeke

Zeke is the definition of a wolf cut he looks like Eddie mudson when people want a wolf cut they ask for a Zeke special

Can I get a number six wolf cut zeke special

by Kayshawn509 October 13, 2023

Jizz Cut

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.

The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”

by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023