chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.

next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.

by lykaboss August 02, 2011

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 18, 2010

Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 26, 2025

Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.

Oh man i found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 26, 2025

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 22, 2019

Sock Cucker

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 13, 2024

Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

by M Land May 21, 2024