by Thrustyruster May 16, 2025
A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.
by El Jefe Diablo October 03, 2019
When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.
I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!
by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021
Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats
by Plugwalker05 July 23, 2022
When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal
by Jappleseed October 23, 2017
The act of defecating between one's breasts and then rocking your head from side-to-side making a "brrr" sound, similar to a motorboat.
by Bubbabeck51 March 13, 2017
A rusty plug is when you do don’t pay your female drug dealer but she is on her period. She takes out her tampon and shoves it into your ass
Fuck man. I forgot to pay my dealer and she rusty plugged me. Ima need to pay her next time so I can forget this happened
by Plugwalker05 July 23, 2022