rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".

YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?

by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019

two meter rule

to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody

which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance

man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs

by eskimo___ May 3, 2020

Revengeance: RULES OF NATURE

Rules of Nature Lyrics
Verse 1
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath

Hook
Rules of nature!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive) For a while
(No choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive) With their lives on the line
(No choice) Out here only the strong survive
Verse 2
What's done is done, survived to see another day
The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
"Ahhhh!"

Outro
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

Rules of Nature Lyrics
Verse 1
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath

Hook
Rules of nature!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive) For a while
(No choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive) With their lives on the line
(No choice) Out here only the strong survive
Verse 2
What's done is done, survived to see another day
The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
Ahhhh!

Outro
Rules of nature
Rules of nature
Revengeance: RULES OF NATURE

by man the man1 January 19, 2023

The Paris Hilton rule

The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place

Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies

by Danyeezy in da heezy January 1, 2017

3 stop rule

After a man finishes the other partner keeps sucking until he says stop three times. Do no stop after the first and second time only the third! This can graduate to being more that three but start with three and consult your partner.

Bro, I’m telling you Beth did the 3 stop rule, she’s a keeper.

by Ant 02 November 2, 2020

Milk Bottle Rule

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!

someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else

by milk bar February 2, 2010

Rule 17

There is always those people who are universally attractive to every sexual being. Even animals are aware of their attractiveness.

Person 1: Scarlett Johansson, Rule 17.
Person 2: Definitely, man.

Person 1: But what about Chris Pine?
Person 2: Rule 17.

by ch33sefri3s June 9, 2013