Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

Potato Corner Follower

A Follower of Potato Corner Religion.(Yes Potato Corner religion is a word in the Urban dictionary by me)

Im a Potato Corner Follower

by njdskjfndsjfnds November 15, 2022

Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

Potato Skin

The interior part of the skin in an uncircumcised penis

“I sucked on Brads potato skin all day”

by sheerfreak June 21, 2020

Potato

was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.

shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent

by potato447 March 5, 2019

squishy potato

A stress ball in the shape of a potato.

My therapist thought it would be best if I used a squishy potato as a stress relief with added humor.

by Sapheyer Azure October 16, 2018