Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.

“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.

by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019

Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.

-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.

by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019

Str8 Posted

Chillen with the boys

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.

by JrT6532 April 2, 2019

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

Post

Post is a person who is extremely stubborn and stuck in his ways, best suited for the outdoors life away from society. Those Posts that live in the city can most often be found in the garage sippin on beers like a savage. Once a post starts drinkin there is no end in sight. All in all a real mans man.

Wow that post really crushed beers on Sunday

by Yanks67 August 1, 2019

national post who you want day

A day on August 24th where you post on your social media who you want

James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later

by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019

National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.

National Post Yo Own Nudes Day is a day dedicated to exposing yourself and showing that you don't care, since people are so gullable, this day is also raising awareness for the freedom of nudity.

Pop A Tiddy, Pop Ya Pussy ,Pop Ya Ass
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.

National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎

by HeWhoopTooHard August 14, 2019