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Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
by algal1301 June 9, 2019
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Post Doozy Depression

The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.
Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.
by Peebs_ June 12, 2019
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Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.
by Audiblethought June 12, 2019
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Posted

The act of being posted at a bus stop.
"Wya? We're just posted"
by newfool December 21, 2019
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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower
I got this post shower energy flowing through me
by The energy guy December 30, 2019
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People Who Post This Shit On SC

I had to type something here People Who Post This Shit On SC
by IHaveTheBDE October 8, 2019
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