Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.

Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.

by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010

trailer park quesadilla

A microwaved grilled cheese sandwich eaten with salsa

Hey what'd you have for dinner last night?

A trailer park quesadilla... It was delicous

by Littlechunkchunk May 14, 2011

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

by RamonaX June 27, 2014

Trailer Park Snob

Someone who thinks they are better than someone else, even though they live in a trailer park.

"My friend is such a trailer park snob. She said her trailer was so much better than the trailer next door and that she only wears Jordache jeans."

by UKalltheway November 10, 2014

trailer park twins

Two people born on the same date with different mothers, but the same father, or baby daddy.

When Jenny and Jony have birthday sex with each other, it's only half incest, because they're trailer park twins.

by NoleetoTheBandetto March 10, 2015