David

Someone whose knee bleeds everywhere they go. Whose knee will never heal. Someone whose knee will always permeate pain. Pins and needles of pain. Rotting wound

I hope David's knee gets worse and festers more.

by Pop Handler June 3, 2025

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david

the mexican cousin

omg that's david. i wonder if he can speak espanol

by h20h034 December 1, 2019

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david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018

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David torres is one of the finest and loving person on earth. He has curly hair,brown eyes,skates and watches anime. He can be funny for no reason and can make smile shine even brighter. He is a Leo known to be dominant and courageous but he has a soft spot for his family and love ones. He has potential and is unique. He can make one crazy person in love with him by jus being himself. He puts himself first. Whenever someone wants to skate you’ll know where he’ll be. He has a high goals and standards he wants to meet. He has the prettiest eyes to stare into. David torres is is everything a person can ask for.

Hey have you seen David torres?

Yea. I saw him at the skatepark earlier.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

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David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024

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