by fckingcheez January 29, 2021

I worked 12 hours yesterday in the hot, humid weather cutting grass and trimming trees and now I am just “ Beat to the Socks, yo. Just leave me alone and let me sleep, church.
by Grinder58 June 4, 2023

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.
John to girl: I’m about to cum
Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING
John: ok
Example 2:
Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life
John: nice
Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING
John: ok
Example 2:
Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life
John: nice
by The Socker September 24, 2020

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023

Sock Chewing is an alternative to "Dick rider".. consist of a beta male with low self esteem and/or lack of swagger.. they closely follow the alpha male mimicking and co signing everything they say and do
by Bugashuga99 July 4, 2023

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020
