Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old

"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"

by therealpanix December 12, 2018

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Ninja

Famous Fortnite player that made the game more played, played with Drake, Travis Scott, and Juju. He also used to play PUBG, and makes $500,000 a MONTH playing Fortnite Battle Royale.

Bro did you see Ninja's new YouTube video? He got 29 kills in a solo-squad!!!

by iDoodle Ant May 16, 2018

ninja bewtz

shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.

ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.

by crazieXninja October 21, 2008

Ninja

you kiss your mother with that mouth

The Ninja Says: TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT. HAHAHAHA..SA..HAHAHAH. YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH.

by Sp00pD0gg May 16, 2019

Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”

by ELEETS November 19, 2024

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025