Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022

Brain Muffin

A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)

I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.

by Headcircus August 23, 2016

Muffin

Somebody with soft hits, not a fighter.

"Yo, I fought that dude and he had the muffin!"
"That nigga is a muffin, he don't want no smoke."

by prettyboyfay December 4, 2018

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

by Muffinslob January 27, 2024