mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters.”
by urdadsgf September 19, 2021
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Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by lovepier September 19, 2021
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mud beast

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!
by kindanuts July 15, 2011
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Mud people

The descendants of Ham who are inferior to other race groups including Hebrew, South Korean, and all Asian ethnicities.

Usually imitating what they see/hear in rap music/videos and end up going to prison to have sex with other grown men.

Acts all cocky, but really is a homosexual on the inside. Is obsessed with slow people and those with "big, fat, head", since their heads are too small to fit both brain hemispheres.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

-David Eden Lane(man who hates mud people)
by Jimmy SIkayun December 18, 2023
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024
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Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.
Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )
by smoke.knows.more January 01, 2023
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