Kevin Cronads

Sodomizer of individuals who pose any level of threat
Remember that time DM fired? Boy was he given the Kevin Cronads...
by Mufgeefugger1 September 08, 2018
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Kevin McCormick

Person: Does Kenny have a brother?

Another person: Yeah his name is Kevin Mccormick
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kevin rai

an asian man that is sexually attracted to trains
kevin rai would fuck a train
by Thurzdoy May 13, 2021
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Kevin Jose

Not a hose, but a Jose
I love my friend, Kevin Jose.
by namestuffs January 21, 2025
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Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.
Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch
by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019
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Kevin King

An extremely sensitive African-American boy with an abnormally small penis. Kevin king is known for being total dog shit at Fortnite needs to rethink his life decisions
Kevin King keeps shooting me down
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 23, 2022
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