Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.
The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:
public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;
for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}
if(true){
findComputer();
}
}
public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;
for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}
if(true){
findComputer();
}
}
by IOStorm April 30, 2011
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Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017
Get the Kevin Durant mug.Kevin, born into a Generation of the 70's, is the Male identifying equivalent form of a Karen, Maybe they're related, Who knows, All we Know is Kevin, aged 52, Married twice, divorced once with 2 kids and step-dad to 2 more, is the epitome of self-pity, no doubt Married to a Karen, or divorced one to marry another Karen... Kevin has a gross tendency to complain about the next generation not being hard workers. Or, in other cases, moans about how much respect "kids these days" don't have.. if American - Is most likely a Right Leaning Christian with "Strong Morale Values" that conflict with the true meaning of Equality and basically any Human Right..
Daniel: "Isn't your brother's name Kevin"
Owen: "Brother? Nah fam, not just his name, He IS a Kevin"
Daniel: "Fuck man.. Sorry to hear that"
Owen: "Nah man, I'm not Sorry, I'm sorry for their kids being raised by a Karen and a Kevin"
Daniel: "oh, fuuuuuuuck, that's so sad!!"
Owen: "Brother? Nah fam, not just his name, He IS a Kevin"
Daniel: "Fuck man.. Sorry to hear that"
Owen: "Nah man, I'm not Sorry, I'm sorry for their kids being raised by a Karen and a Kevin"
Daniel: "oh, fuuuuuuuck, that's so sad!!"
by Knealieee July 7, 2023
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This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
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