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John Syndrome

When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.
Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010
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John Hennigan

John Hennigan- Hottest Guy on WWE also known as John Morrison or Johnny Nitro
John Hennigan looks like The lead singinger of The Doors
by Melian Ana Lambert June 2, 2009
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John Williamson

I cant believe he hasent been defined yet!

JOHN WILLIAMSON IS THE BLOODY KING OF AUSSIE COUNTRY MUSIC FOOLS!!!!

Australia wouldnt be the same without the song True Blue

VOTE 1. new aussie national anthem: TRUE BLUE!
John Williamson:

"True Blue"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it me and you?"
RING-A-DANG
"Is it Mum and Dad"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it a cockatoo"
RING-A-DANG
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John Awkward

A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.
-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".
by demaoza October 12, 2008
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john kim

A big ol' great guy.
Major fucking nerdball status.
"Man, John Kim sure is a great guy!"

"Yeah, but he's a fucking nerdball
by coollljjjj March 5, 2018
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john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert
by ejhfg March 15, 2011
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Doing a John

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.
So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...
by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004
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