When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.
Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010
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JOHN WILLIAMSON IS THE BLOODY KING OF AUSSIE COUNTRY MUSIC FOOLS!!!!
Australia wouldnt be the same without the song True Blue
VOTE 1. new aussie national anthem: TRUE BLUE!
JOHN WILLIAMSON IS THE BLOODY KING OF AUSSIE COUNTRY MUSIC FOOLS!!!!
Australia wouldnt be the same without the song True Blue
VOTE 1. new aussie national anthem: TRUE BLUE!
John Williamson:
"True Blue"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it me and you?"
RING-A-DANG
"Is it Mum and Dad"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it a cockatoo"
RING-A-DANG
"True Blue"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it me and you?"
RING-A-DANG
"Is it Mum and Dad"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it a cockatoo"
RING-A-DANG
by some other guy that isnt the other guy June 14, 2008
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-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".
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Get the john kim mug.a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert
by ejhfg March 15, 2011
Get the john sniffer mug.Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.
Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.
Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.
So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.
Four more years...
Four more years...
by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004
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