Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.

Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"

by pop_Crush July 08, 2022

Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 22, 2019

Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.

It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.

by Audiblethought June 13, 2019

Post Malone

Post Malone is not a rapper.

Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho

Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch

by Lisadepisa April 14, 2020

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 13, 2019