I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

I'm Aware

Well, if you are seeing the posts then you can see that I'm being unlawfully surveilled, that my ideas (copyrighted) are being laundered off UP TO AN INCLUDING a theory of AI that tech start-ups are using to make billions of dollars without paying me. That is theft. I'm not going to let them steal from me and if you are I got some bad news for you about the next little girl I cross paths with. And if you see the posts you like also see THE TARGETED HARASSMENT THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA. This, too, has been happening for years and is indicative of how long I have been unlawfully surveilled.

Hym "I'm aware. Do you do your job ever or no? How about this: You divulge to me who is responsible for the surveillance, how you are seeing the post, and who is profiting from this so I can take legal action (moreover YOU can take legal action and do your fucking job) and I won't murder anyone. You make the piece of shit tech retards pay me for my contributions to AI. How about stop letting these piece of shit YouTubers misrepresent what is the actually the case to poison the well and help the tech companies steal my shit? Why is Sam Sedar repeating back to me the words I'm saying aloud in the privacy of my own apartment? And then you can keep an eye out for that targeted harassment because that likely HAS and IS going to get your kids murdered. I would murder your kids over it and if I would do it it isn't a stretch of the imagination to think that other people wouldn't draw the same conclusion. You also need to stop letting these breeder fuck harvest people in the name of their kids."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2025

i'm just a girl

A saying for when a female (typically a teenage girl) makes a mistake and blames it on being “just a girl”

“I cannot believe you just hit that mailbox”

It’s fine i'm just a girl

by jizabella17 January 28, 2024

I'm your density

Geogre McFly's (Crispin Glover) iconic line to Lorraine (Lea Thompson) in Lou's Cafe, in Back to the Future.

George McFly: I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean your destiny.

by numbereightbus April 17, 2023