second hand embarrassment

what i feel when i watch the weird oversexualized daddy povs on tiktok

noah becks tiktoks give me second hand embarrassment

by frogtoaster July 17, 2020

moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

The Grinch’s left hand

The act of throwing up in your left hand and cumming in the same hand, mixing it together with your tongue and smacking your mom in the face with it.

Brian just gave his mom the grinch’s left hand!
WTF thats messed up!

by J Pup December 23, 2020

my hand slipped

An oft-said expression, mostly spotted on Twitter or Tumblr, uttered when one has posted a drawing online that is in some way peculiar, inappropriate, or unexpected. Synonymous to "Someone take Photoshop/GIMP away from me".

*posts tweet with fanart based on a stupid pun* "oops my hand slipped"

by cutesy pastel living doll May 30, 2015

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

severed hand fetish

Severed hand fetish. A person who has severed hand fetish likes to cut off hands and act as like they are people.

Killer queen has already touched the doorknob. Kira yoshikage has a severed hand fetish.

by refrigerator 23 May 17, 2020

Hundred Hand Slap

(hun'drid hand slap)

- n.
1. The one Street Fighter move that EVERYBODY knows how to do.

2. E. Honda's signataure move from Capcom's "Street Fighter" video game series. Performed by pressing any punch-button rapidly.

From Japanese "Hyaku Retsu Harite" (lit., "Hundred Violent Sumo Hands")

‘The first move I ever learned in Street Fighter was the hundred hand slap.’
‘Dude, don't be cheap. Quit doing the hundred hand slap.’

by Jacopo December 19, 2007