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Half a gimptard

When one of your parents is a gimptard and the other is normal
I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dads a regular person
by Half a Gimptard inc January 14, 2024
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Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.
Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.
by ButtDartsWorldChamp January 29, 2024
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Half + Seven

basically the idea that an age gap is fine, as long as the younger is half the olders age plus seven years.
"Dang doesn't she look a little young for Jim?"
"Well, ya know what they say, Half + Seven."
by JJisGae April 6, 2023
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half man half bird

A man who’s nose is so big it could be used to pleasure a girl, rossmary or queer
Oh yes peck me half man half bird
by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023
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Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.
by LeaPeea May 9, 2023
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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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half-familied

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.
by techyartsyman52 May 11, 2023
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