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after shower festivities

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities
by lucy.158 January 6, 2024
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Chocolate Shower

A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.
Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"
by 3X1ST3D May 16, 2023
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Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018
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Trump Shower

A Trump Shower is when you pay women or men to pee on a bed that Obama slept on at some point.
Whenever I'm in Russia, I gotta watch a Trump Shower
by theovondamelio November 21, 2023
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shower kitty

A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.
I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty
by Professional Humanoid September 13, 2020
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Shower Usurper

A person who, When they stay over at a house other to their own, Feels entitled to use Someone else's Shower without Asking.
"Don't you invite that guy over he's a fucking Shower Usurper".
by Cross Cocoa October 2, 2021
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Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.
She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!
by Half_hntr September 3, 2021
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