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Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off
Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022
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Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022
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Shower

It's where you have sex and you get dirty in there
by Just a male December 14, 2021
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Cocaine Shower

Replacing your conventional wash routine with doing as many lines of Cocaine needed to feel normal again after a big night out.
I’ve just had a cocaine shower and I feel great actually. What shall we do today?
by anonymous December 17, 2021
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Shower Boxing

Boxing in the shower with a male partner whose testicles become used for boxing practice similar to a speedbag.
John, honey, can we have a Shower Boxing session later?
Of course, sweetie, anything for you.
by wedgeguy December 21, 2021
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Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
by He him chichi May 21, 2022
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Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022
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