Facebook Poop

A long list of comments on a facebook wall

Kevin
Little Mountain Spongee
34 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
Little Mountain sucks balls...lol
31 minutes ago
Kevin
how did they taste...lol
31 minutes ago · Delete
Kevin
I havent played there but it`s almost within walkin distance to my place
29 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
I wouldn't know....I don't suck balls lol
Ask Mel..I think he does
29 minutes ago
Pete
Well..that makes a difference..
In contrast..I live opposite side of the city lol
28 minutes ago
Kevin
ya thats why I think that Kildonan swallows
27 minutes ago · Delete
Kev
all the money from my wallet for gas and entry fees
27 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
Yeah for me...its right there..like 10 minutes to any rink.
Also one of the rinks is literally out my front door and 150 feet!
22 minutes ago
Mel
Friends dont fite on my status..
17 minutes ago
Kevin
THAT`S HOCKEY
17 minutes ago · Delete
Kevin
as redneck Cherry wud say
16 minutes ago · Delete
Kevin
or more like DAT`S HOCKEY
16 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
Hey Mel....I will fight who I want on your Facebook...
I will even leave the mess for you k
7 minutes ago
Kevin
facebook poop...Heaeaeaeaeaaeaeaaaa!
6 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
lmao
6 minutes ago
Kevin
I`m gonna send that to the urban dictionary
about a minute ago · Delete

Facebook Poop by chilli77 December 4, 2009

facebook fag 

One who posts mostly gay feminine material on their wall to hit on the new guy who is straight who the facebook fag has a boner for. Face book fags like dancing, playing with Domo, picking flowers, baking muffins, collecting gay porn, collecting vibrators, and looking at guys junk while using public restroom urinals.

I invited kevin to my friends list, we knew eachother from high school never really liked him but who cares its facebook. Now he's acting like a facebook fag on me posting very gay videos on his wall. He tells all his friends to call him gay as if he wants everyone to know hes available. I think he might have a gay little crush on me, looks like he's trying to proposition me. I'm going to just tell him that i'm flattered but I don't swing that way. He needs to know so that he can get me out of his perverted little mind.

facebook fag by getoffmynardsyouqueen December 7, 2009

Facebook fertility 

The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know

how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes

Facebook fertility by naveenforfriends March 21, 2011

Facebook necrologist 

Someone who goes through your old posts and photos on Facebook and comments on them, resulting in a large chain of spam which usually contain vulgar terms directed at this necrologist.

Oh my god Frank is such a Facebook necrologist, he gave me 50 notifications and everyone who got em too is pissed as fuck at him!!!

Facebook necrologist by CanYouSeeMyName July 31, 2011

Facebook retarded 

A person (usually a guy) who has a Facebook to impress other people. Usually these people don't know what they're doing when they're using Facebook. They'll upload pictures and update their status every now and then but they rarely ever talk to people and they don't have a clue what the hell they are doing. Usually their girlfriend or has their password and likes to go in and read their mail and make sure he's not cheating on her. This usually happens when the chick does not trust the guy or vice versa. Usually there is that one chick who is a lot hotter then the girlfriend and likes the guy. The girlfriend is threatened by this chick. Therefore, she will go in and remove the chick from the guy's friends. Why? Because he is "Facebook retarded" and doesn't know or care what goes down on his page.

Also, usually when someone sends this person a message over Facebook chat he usually will send short responses or he will never even respond. He also will go offline and go idle a lot and his activity on Facebook will be very strange.

Girl 1 - "Damn, why did that Wendell remove me from his friends? I didn't do nuthin!"

Girl 2 - "His chick probably went in and removed you from his friends. After all, Wendell is Facebook retarded."

OR

Girl 1 - "How come Wendell's status updates never sound like him?"

Girl 2 - "One of his homies probably updates it for him. Wendell is Facebook retarded. Ya digg?"

OR

Girl 1 - "Why does Wendell never respond to my messages!?"

Girl 2 - "Chill girl, his chick probably goes in and deletes them because she knows you love him and she knows that you're a helluva lot hotter then she is. After all, we all know Wendell is Facebook retarded."

Facebook retarded by infamous.princess July 7, 2009

Facebook Landmine 

Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.

The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.

Facebook Landmine by the f--boi January 1, 2010

Facebook Fetish 

An event which is spread around facebook by people with nothing better to do. Everyone does it- for one day. It then dies out and another waltzes in to yet again captivate the facebook population.

Facebooker: Hey man, shoes off for America!
Regular person: What? Oh, just another Facebook fetish.

Facebook Fetish by KimoMcGee April 9, 2010