One Eyed Pirate 

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.

I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!

One Eyed Pirate by Lylyann July 11, 2016

minions eye 

The outline of a fat persons belly button through their t-shirt.

Check out the minions eye on that monster waiting for chips.

minions eye by Aitko June 4, 2016

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

gypsies eyelash 

I detached pubic hair caught between the glans and the foreskin, resembling the crooked eyelash of a gypsy

No Rupert, I'm not putting that into my mouth unless you have a through Gentleman's Wash and remove the three Gypsies Eyelash sobbed Mary

gypsies eyelash by Loopydave November 23, 2016

Milwaukee Eye 

A name for a "Lazy eye".

Did you check out that guys Milwaukee eye?

One eye is looking at you and the other one is looking at Milwaukee.

Milwaukee Eye by Snakepliskken February 15, 2017

Coke eye 

Adjective: Used to describe the drooping, greying and wrinkled skin around the eyes of long term amphetamine users.

Noun: The process of gradual drooping, greying and wrinkling of the skin around the eyes as a result of prolonged amphetamine consumption.

"Remember when Lindsay Lohan started in going coke eyed in 2010?"

Coke eye by Happyc0c0nuts November 4, 2017

Bitch Eye 

When you're smoking a cigarette, and the smoke gets in your eye.

"Awe man I got bitch eye" *rubs eye*

Bitch Eye by SmokerBabe69 May 14, 2018