duck hunting

The act of crapping in a public restroom

When I go duck hunting I prefer the handicapped stall for the extra room.

by JayInJersey May 22, 2017

Duck

The best animal ever!!!
It is the best cause of its beak, wings and feathers
#DuckIsLife

Duck, Bill, feathers, beak, wings, eggs, ducklings, coolness

by bigloldog August 19, 2016

Ducking

idk wot ducking is

Eventually we are just going to accept "ducking" as a swear word

by Aiden J April 5, 2021

Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022

Beccas duck

An amazing, fucking funny dipshit who likes to quack and ships peaches and tomatoes together.

"Sarah, You're Beccas duck!" Said Becca.

by Sosarahisme June 11, 2013

duck

To "duck" someone or to avoid them. Often used by ghetto people.

Nicki Minaj: I don't duck nobody...

Person A: man fuck you you keep ducking me
Person B: sorry been busy

by hushushanon March 31, 2015

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019