wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey

When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right

you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*

by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023

Donkey and horse

Donkey see themselves as horse but they are not

Donkey and horse don't look alike

by Idkboy2211 February 7, 2023

Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan

Basically a bad person

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

Donkey Dick

A very surprisingly large penis.

That man has a donkey dick, call him Donkey Dick Defler

by hamsandy October 22, 2023

Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.

Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"

by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023

Donkey Dick

A thick, long, tubular sausage, such as an Italian sausage or bratwurst. Donkey Dicks (or DD's) are frequently encountered as a fast food at sporting events.

Give me one of those donkey dicks with mustard and onions, please!
Honey, remember to grab the donkey dicks at Trader Joes?

by Camp420Guy October 25, 2023