Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

by incufilter November 14, 2016

Dick Tingle

The Male equivalent of a fanny flutter

When shes that hot and created a twitch

She walked by and just created a bit of a dick tingle

by VoradorUK June 14, 2019

Dick Diping

When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.

The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.

Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.

by montrilonite December 31, 2011

Dick Bisque

When the heat outside turns your sweat surrounding the genital region into a soupy, yet creamy mixture.

My girlfriend was hungry after laying on the beach for several hours, so I offered her my dick bisque.

by Miriam Websta October 3, 2015

manny dick

a dick so small in order to jack off you need a magnifying glass and tweezers .

you got a manny dick nigga !

by chaaaa girl (; December 17, 2014

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

by goyo May 21, 2016

pean dick

its were your willy is shaped like a peanut even when it is hard

my pennis really like pean dick

by nathan smithyyy July 2, 2008