fresh cut ass

Wordplay on fresh cut grass, it is when someone rips ass, but it smells oddly pleasant.

Dale just farted, that’s some fresh cut ass.

Looks like Ava ripped fresh cut ass.

by OilySaltine July 9, 2022

phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 17, 2015

The Urie Cut

Known originally as Urie Martinez’s haircut, the urie cut is the best haircut you can ever get, a mid taper fade.

Did you get the urie cut?

Yeah I did

Sheeeeshhhh thats definitely the best haircut ever

by Weloveurie November 22, 2021

cut

how the heck did you manage to misspell cute

that cat was so cut!
the hell you manage to misspell cute while talking-

by dontyoulikespaghettios June 8, 2024

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022

Cuts

Sex

I need some cuts

by BLK Agency March 31, 2021

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024