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College

1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.
11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.
by ophie.f April 24, 2023
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tuakau college

A den of people who are absolute shitheads including but not limited too: people who bring illicit substances to school to act cool, people who can't end a sentence without saying something controversial or generally condemned, people who think they're "gangsta" because they're one of "da boys" and go around being hooligans and disrupting actual learning, etc.
guy 1: dude that kid from tuakau college thinks he's cool
guy 2: i know right just do your work and maybe you won't end up working at mcdonalds
tuakau college kid: ah gee ah, were you just talking shit to me ah, you betta shut it or I'll fuck you up ah gee. working at

mcdonalds is gas ah, don't disrespect the bro's at mcd gee.
by mr. wanks on the couch at camp November 28, 2023
mugGet the tuakau collegemug.

Georgia Northwestern Technical College

A technical college serving nine counties across northwestern Georgia.
Georgia Northwestern Technical College is good.
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022
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Spotswood College

A school that should definitely vote ya boi staircases for prefect 2023
Person 1: Spotswood College is holding their prefect elections again.
Person 2: yeah, surely my boy stairs wins the majority.
by BookieMcDookie November 22, 2021
mugGet the Spotswood Collegemug.

Greensborough college

A degenerate school for sluts and drug addicted retards, most of the teachers are devil worshippers. some of the best things you learn there are how to smoke a bong and cheat on your year 12 exams.
Person 1: "I just set fire to Greensborough college"
Person 2: "The world is a better place"
by Hurstylinebandito January 17, 2024
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College

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.
John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020
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Rice Carr college

Shitty fucking norty skool needs burning down teachers little cunts

All the kids there are top class well behaved 😉😉😂
by FuckSkool May 25, 2019
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