Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.
Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
by Defective Tiger November 29, 2023
by suiifeon September 18, 2020
man 1: dude have you heard megan’s fucked her 5th guy of the semester?
man 2: shes got that college cunt
man 2: shes got that college cunt
by wompwomp07 September 12, 2022
That one college in Etobicoke which is a district of Toronto, Ontario. In here you'll find your average classes that will make you suffer, but that's practically any college isn't it. Good food options, mid gym(could be better), some classes are nice, some are trash, good luck attempting to find parking space in the beginning of a semester. Shoutout to the guy that broke a keyboard in game room after playing league of legends.
Person 1: Yo, what college you go to in Canada bruv?
Person 2: You already know fam, mans go to Humber College still
Person 3: That's wassup
Person 2: You already know fam, mans go to Humber College still
Person 3: That's wassup
by Black Airforce Nigga January 12, 2023
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025
Hoes bank college
full of stuck up twelves who think they run Sydney and better than everyone because they go to a co-ed school.
All boys act like their apart of a gang and all the girls act like everyone loves them but in reality their a bunch on nobody’s, flops and slurs
full of stuck up twelves who think they run Sydney and better than everyone because they go to a co-ed school.
All boys act like their apart of a gang and all the girls act like everyone loves them but in reality their a bunch on nobody’s, flops and slurs
by super girl 111 July 07, 2022
A fake college where all the staff are groomers and they allow rape. Don’t forget the blue American spirits.
by Expedition h8er June 05, 2022