college clout

Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.

Ani Chaglasian and Arin Parsa are looking for college clout. They are college clout chasers.

by crudmonkey February 13, 2025

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

boise bible college

community. friends. community. friends. marriage...quick marriage. babies. The bearded fellow will greet you before he pulls out his swords. Never turn your back on him. There's some trees. Many old books. Hammocks. And Jesus! THE Jesus!

"I spent ten hours today in the Boise Bible College library."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."

by jjkhalid October 10, 2023

Emmanuel College Cambridge

a college situated in Camdihdge, often seen raging in drag nights dressed as persona "emma cool cambdihdge". rumours of a torid love affair with Corpus Christi College Oxford are prevelent , however this corpus bitty often touches emma's corpuh nonchalantly and without consent. Further speculation into ECC depicts a strong theme of gendih dihsmorphia and a complete transition seems inevitihble (maybe in time for pride month!!) OTHER NEWS, ECC has , perhaps due to suhpressed dihsmorphia, a tendency to suh young dih... eg. jah,toh,wih and dih. (no oxfd comma as ts in cambdihdge and relations with ccco bitty are ruff) ....If u are interested in the blatant sex appeal of emma check out the blueprints or minty sainsburys dihsigns. REMEMBER blue prihnts are good as can be shoved up puh and can attract white tortas and tortoes as well as the elusive gorditas.. (honothan watch out)

happy gooners valedihctorians !!! have a brihcked up time in Came dih ge .

wow! emmanuel college Cambridge has brilliant blue prints! up the puh they go!

YAY there are so many torti in emmanuel college cambridge!

by EmmanuelCorpusToucherandTORTAS October 22, 2025

tem go to college

byeee now! tem go to cool leg (college) to get to go back to temy shop (temmie's items) and sell stuff (thatz mien)

temmie: *leaves face at shop*
temmie: i can still see
temmie: tem go to college and make some money
me: ok weird dog

by temflaks June 19, 2021

Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.

A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself

by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023

college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.

"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

by Hange Zoe is best girl May 6, 2022