Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.
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Chris Tergliafera

One of the best voice actors in Today’s history. He’s voiced many characters but my favourite one is Ryoma Hoshi. This one is personal but I can’t spell his name so I had to copy/paste it
Person: Did you know Chris Tergliafera has a TikTok account impersonating his characters!?
by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023
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chris jeyes

Chris Jeyes when this person comes to mind you'll always think of him as an overall good guy, funny thoughtfull and nice
by Cronkdonkuluas January 11, 2018
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Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.
BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned
by AssumptionsKill May 14, 2018
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Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.
"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"
by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013
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chris browned

To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.
by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009
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Chris Browned

Beating the shit outta somebody.

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Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!
by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009
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