A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.
by riotkiley January 22, 2024
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by someonesgf January 31, 2022
Get the CHRIS mug.Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.
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Is a name that is used to describe a person who is gay and retarded at the same time. No one really likes Chris but he still hangs out with people and he is also the biggest simp in the world
by Phatbiscuit June 28, 2020
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by ChrisTren June 23, 2023
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