cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

by scodder May 9, 2010

Cat's Mohawk

–noun, plural -Cat Mohawks, ( especially collectively ) -hawk.

When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.

"Dude, Alicia totally has a Cat's Mohawk."

"That's awesome! Did she spike it?"

"Obviously."

by THE INVENTOR! March 4, 2011

buttering the cat

When an ableist tries so hard to help but instead just makes people sick.

She didn't need your help, man, you're just buttering the cat!

by Bay Grrl December 22, 2021

cat gif

verb - To say, text, or post something random and non-sequitur while in the middle of a conversation. Cat giffing is most anger inducing when after a question or series of questions, effectively derailing the conversation.

Do you want me to drive or do you want to drive? I don't actually know where this place is. Do you?
*sends funny yet unrelated Youtube video*
Are you cat giffing me right now?!

by MJAB November 12, 2013

Cat bites

Two monroe piercing next to each other. Basically spider bites on your upper lip.

Noah: Did you see that girl with spider bits on her top lip? SHE WAS HOT!
Sarah: Yeah, i their called Cat bites.

by jwizzlefonizzle July 18, 2011

barn cat

Calling someone a barn cat is a nicer way to say she's a ho with a dirty, diseased pussy.

That old skank struts around like she's a cougar, but she's just a barn cat. You can smell it from here.

by pumapower June 15, 2011

Cat Salad

When you have sex with a cat, and the cum looks like ranch dressing.

Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"

Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"

Joe: "Lets do it!!"

by catsalad June 11, 2019