sniffin my burger

slang for a woman absolutely brown nosing a man who got off the porcelain thrown and did not wipe

should have seen the way she was sniffin my burger last night

by Booboodung March 18, 2024

Burger Lung

After eating, typically a burger - which is known for being greasy and or a "hearty meal" one might experience "burger lung" which is usually noticed when clearing phlegm from the throat and can last upwards of several hours post-consumption.

*Sitting at the table after eating the Red Robin Bacon Bleu Burger and an entire tower of onion rings*
Man 1: Man, Robin King goes hard every time
Man 2: Yeah fr, *cough* I think I got burger lung :((
Man 1: Damn dude, we should tip less
Man 2: *clearing phlegm from throat" -20% tip for this god awful burger lung

by CaptainObv March 22, 2024

Burger bong rip

For one to take a bong snap while naked. The ripper must stick their piece in the bong first.

Yo let’s go take a burger bong rip

by Burger wizard March 22, 2024

Durr Burger

A fat slobbernaggle that suffers with penis envy. Has a peanut for a weiner. He also comes with a combo of malnourished quail eggs. A fat, natural arching penis wrinkle, who fights like floyd mayweather with muscular dystrophy.

Omg he is such a durr burger!
Stop being such a durr.
Mid ass D!

by colonizing October 4, 2025

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

Burger

Someone who is unskilled/clumsy at a specific activity or subject; A klutz.

Dude, you're being a massive burger right now. A cheeseburger, even.

by QuadGod67 October 7, 2025

Burgered

When you’re so tired after eating a large amount of food, that you just lay there peacefully with no reason to do anything. Too much food also meaning that you can’t even sleep after your stomach weighing you down

Bradley had so much food and drink that he couldn’t do anything but lay on the sofa, absolutely burgered.

by PascalIGuess October 14, 2025