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Text Bitch

Someone whom you text just to keep you company. You don’t have feelings for this person, but somehow you develop a daily routine with them :- updating about your day, sharing random thoughts with each other, banter and the occasional shoulder to cry on/support system.
Ben's been texting Katy almost everyday for over a month now but that's as far as it goes. She's just his text bitch. Anything more than that, is considered too much.
by dazedyetconfused48 January 22, 2020
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bitch kitten

This is a small, domestic cat that acts like a bitch. Usually this is used to describe a moody female cat that is unpredictable in their actions, typically leading to a hiss, i.e. bitch kitten.
Did you see that cat Sophie? I went to give her a treat and holy shit that little bitch hissed at me. What a little bitch kitten.
by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014
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bitch handle

She marched him in by his "bitch handle"
by saveusall July 2, 2018
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Drunglier Bitch

A rare but severe condition in which a person at which you are looking actually manages to become uglier in direct connection to the amount of alcohol that you consume. Most of the time people become more attractive, but this person will become less attractive the more you drink. This condition is extremely rare.
A girl at this party was fairly cute at the start of the night, but the more I drank the uglier and uglier she got. I thought it might be due to her drinking, but came to figure out that she wasn't drinking; just kept being a DRUNGLIER BITCH.
by Dr. Unkly January 7, 2010
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writhing bitch

A bitch of a particularly manipulative, destructive or malicious nature, usually with intent.
by Dark Pariah July 13, 2016
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problematic bitch

When someone is constantly having an issue with someone or something
by Swavyzayy May 5, 2018
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bitch-bragging

Pretending to complain about something to disguise the fact that you are actually bragging about something else.
Travis was complaining yesterday that his wife recently ran up a $4,000 bill at Target. When he asked her what she bought, she told him they needed new clothes for their trip to Tahiti next month. He was totally bitch-bragging about how rich they are.
by neilldoe April 9, 2015
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