A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.
by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023
Get the Soggy biscuit mug.When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...
Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023
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A customer that demands a table outside when it's 98 degrees outside and it's about to rain and expects perfect service and then demands a table inside when it starts to rain
by Marshmallow_girl July 27, 2024
Get the Greasy biscuit mug.The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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Get the Spooky Biscuit mug.An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.
Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".
Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".
That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!
by Mongo10 October 23, 2023
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